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you hear the dooor slam [01 Jul 2009|08:11pm]
[ mood | cold ]
[ music | ... ]

i was in a paddling pool when i got a text from natalie saying "MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD". i didnt get out of the pool. there is a hedgehog in my back garden. a little one. i am very excited about it being here. i think it was sent to deliver a message from god. the other week amy, natalie, faye and i "went to a japanese restaurant just to sit down" because font bar was busy and there were no seats

i filmed the little hedgehog!



its tooo hot








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after giving birth to her 12th child, she said if she had another, it would be the devil [18 Jun 2009|11:05pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]
[ music | oklahoma! ]

i uploaded some pictures from my phone. they often get forgotten about. theyre not particularly interesting but i thought i would share because its raining outside



give three cheers and one cheer more for the hardy captain of the pinafore )
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marlena's hurt pretty bad [13 Jun 2009|12:56am]
[ mood | cheerful ]
[ music | cloverfield ]

philip and i went to see hannahs work at graduate fashion week in london



............................... )
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hang it up, daddy [27 May 2009|10:17pm]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | pay attention dont be thick ]

a man named ian was made redundant at work this week. it was a shame. he was nice. he also works at walton gardens and smells like dogs some days. yesterday natalie, philip and i looked around manchester for a place to live. we heard there were some flats to rent on corporation street in a converted hotel. the building was nice and milanese with a green copper dome but google image has failed me. i want a studio apartment with brick work and floor boards and taps that squeak when you turn them and windows that howl with the wind

yesterday there was someone on the train that looked a bit like me. someone please call mulder and scully

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everyday theres more and more than there was the day before [12 May 2009|08:31pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]
[ music | norma tracy and cinderella kids ]

philip and i played with his gerbil poo mouse








and made sims of ourselves



productive! i am only going to listen to 'if looks could kill' by heart and 'skateboard song' by norma tracy and cinderella kids for the rest of the week
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last fm is cool [11 May 2009|04:15pm]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | nico ]

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the gardenhead knows my name [03 May 2009|09:55pm]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | little peggy march ]

the other week [info]unicornandlion philip and i went to paris to visit [info]socalled helen


Photobucket



paris )
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my name is jonas [08 Apr 2009|09:08pm]
[ mood | calm ]
[ music | miaow ]

i want a nebelung cat



and an irish wolfhound

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oh brother of mine [17 Mar 2009|07:45pm]
[ mood | peaceful ]
[ music | band of horses ]

id like you all to meet philip





blue ridge mountain )
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moony, wormtail, padfoot and prongs [08 Feb 2009|07:48pm]
[ mood | busy ]
[ music | nope ]

im going to london with faye on the 18th to see the play with james mcavoy in. i want to stop biting my nails. i watched twilight today. i liked the baseball storm scene. i might watch slumdog millionaire later. its been everyones birthday this week.

last night i went to fayes house and patted her dog on its pink belly



mischief managed )
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but my hearts running round like a chicken with its head cut off [01 Feb 2009|07:43pm]
[ mood | artistic ]
[ music | nirvana ]

a customer asked me for a book on masonic after dinner speeches. TOO SPECIFIC. i am interested in masons but this customer had zero charisma so i didnt dwell. i made a customer laugh on thursday - she asked for 'oranges arent the only fruit' and i asked her if she was in to that sort of thing and she chuckled. she works at natwest, is a little bit black and she smokes. this week jolan and i didnt do much work. last night i went to emma hales house in appleton and played charades and bounced on a trampoline. i want to visit helen later.

here is jolan at work but not working







lhiweiohhrfhe3bhf8insklh )
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... [30 Jan 2009|08:19am]
[ mood | cheerful ]
[ music | youtube ]

where is carmen sandiego?

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something wicked this way comes [25 Jan 2009|07:38pm]
[ mood | hungry ]
[ music | amazon ]

today i played cluedo in odder and didnt understand it at all. in the end it was professor plum in the library with the dagger.









what you are looking at are memories. in this case pertaining to one individual. i'd like you to see it... )
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ride the lightning [01 Dec 2008|06:49pm]
[ music | big black - the model ]

last week jolan and i were in superdrug. i sprayed some aftershave on my wrist and told him to smell it. as i put my wrist to his nose we both got an electric shock. we even heard a CRACK and it really hurt both my wrist and hs nose. i keep getting shocks off escalators and when i go to put my key in my locker door at work. last night i took off my dressing gown and felt myself charge with eletricity and thought oh shit next time i touch something im going to get really hurt. i got into bed and when i woke up it must have left me because i am ok for now. i dont mind, i think its cool. especially if i can charge my phone or shoot bolts of lightning but until then its a mild annoyance. it hurts and feels like ive stubbed my fingers really hard into a brick wall. i want to be like elle from heroes

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help me obi wan. youre my only hope [30 Nov 2008|11:35pm]
[ mood | artistic ]
[ music | the pastels ]

hello.

weekend off work yay. friday night i watched the star wars trilogy. yesterday i did some things with a few different people. it was cold. why has ruth lorenzo been booted off the x factor? she was brilliant. that was a great miscarriage of justice. korn is my sleeping tshirt



guilt wont allow you to enjoy stolen apples )
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how to beat the credit crunch by sean [27 Nov 2008|09:46pm]
[ mood | excited ]
[ music | star wars ]

i went looking in a charity shop today that jolan told me had a daisy chinsaw record for sale.



i also got buddy holly and abba. a book on ghosts which has a great chapter about the hexham heads. i read about that a long time ago. in a 1970s newcastle suburb a young boy was playing in the garden and he found two stone heads buried in the ground. poltergeist activity started up when the heads were brought inside and a halfman halfwolf was seen. carbon dating could not determine the age of the heads. but they were believed to be celtic. eventually the family had the heads moved to a museum and the house exorcised. strange thing is, the previous owner of the house claimed his children made the heads playing with clay. theres not much on google about it. some harry potter hardbacks for 50p each and a book on vikings since thats what ive been learning about on the new tomb raider game. lara is stuck in valhalla and i cant figure out where to go. and with the game only being recently released theres no walkthroughs yet, atleast not for the wii version...

a lady who works at lush came to deliever some goods that one of my work colleagues (becky) ordered. i suggested she get me some free samples and bring them to me. AND YOU KNOW WHAT



she did. lots of stuff. one more thing right. you know those horrid old ladies magazines like 'best' and 'take a break'? well i was reading one in the staffroom the other day and on the readers tips page someone sent in this -

"when inviting dinner party guests over for an after meal treat, save money on mints by freezing a tube of toothpaste and cutting it into slices" - wtfail? if you cant afford mints dont host a dinner party
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pictures [23 Nov 2008|11:20pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | rough trade mix cd ]

heres some pictures of things i am interested in this week



picturrres )

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christmassy [23 Nov 2008|07:20pm]
[ mood | complacent ]
[ music | vivian girls ]

im hungry for a cooked breakfast but i think my momma is making me one. it was so cold last night i had to sleep in a ball. i was too cold to get extra covers out of the wardrobe. wardrobe is a strange word. it was meant to snow this weekend but the weather settled for rain instead because its easier i suppose. im listening to the vivian girls and they are pretty rad. i think i might go to london next weekend to see hannah. that would be nice. id like to go and see the millenium bridge again because its on the new harry potter trailer being blown up by death eaters. VERY EXCITING. view here -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO3DrA1M0Tc

its been nice having a youtube account. adding favourites and stuff. i downloaded a program that takes sound off youtube videos so you can have it as an mp3 so ive been listening to the dogtanian song alot.

me and lara are stuck on the west coast of thailand. send help



the holly and the ivy )
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onewoof forwoof allwoof andwoof allwoof forwoof onewoof [07 Nov 2008|12:10am]
[ music | youtube ]

i have been on youtube tonight looking at old after-school favourites!

this is absolutely BRILLIANT. look look look. add me on youtube too. hannah and natalie have. i am ursulaseels there too



i always fancied the dogs that arent dogtanian himself. he just wasnt my type. the others are pretty fit though...

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and are you beautiful and pale with yellow hair? [06 Nov 2008|10:24pm]
[ mood | dirty ]
[ music | johannnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ]

bonfire night came and went and for about the sixth year in a row i didnt attend a bonfire. it was good to smell the fires though. i must go to one next year. i like great big fires but im scared of loud noises. i decided i really bloody love the blair witch project. it is chilling and no amount of money would make me want to camp in the woods. no way whatsoever. i watched alot of films this week actually; sweeney todd (which i bought for alex and as a sacrifice i suggested we watch it together but i ended up enjoying it. good songs. i even watched the extras on the dvd. tim burton said he wanted it to look/seem different from his other films. wtfail. its exactly what hes always done), HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL which was alright. and happy-go-lucky which i couldnt finish because it was crap. oh and american beauty. i like thora birch. i really need to do my personal statement for my course but i have no idea what to put.



^^^ jolan asked me to do a cover for his album. i did him as a zombie. its pretty good isnt it

last night i dreamt that i met jack black (he must have been signing dvds of his or sumfink in a shop) but he was taller and more attractive and we got on really well and i fancied him. IRL however i still think hes ghoulish. weird. i have a bit of a sore throat and my bedroom is a mess. i had mcdonalds for lunch and kfc for tea. i am disgusting. ive written a christmas list of what to buy my friends! watch out you lucky people



some halloween pictures )
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